so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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