Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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