I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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