This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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