i always forget guys have bellybuttons
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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