i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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