Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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