What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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