I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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