Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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