His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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