ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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