I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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