Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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