I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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