Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I currently don't understand fingers.
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