We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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