____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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