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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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