I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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