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  Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.

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• How the fuck did this make it past the mods???

  Submitted by hwrecker on Jan 26, 12 at 9:24am

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• Ran over a BMW? Does this guy drive a monster truck? And banging a 15 year old is never cool.

  Submitted by Ritard on Jan 26, 12 at 10:24am

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  • banging 15 year olds is always cool. so innocent.....

    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 26, 12 at 11:19am

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  • If you're sixteen I think it's ok.

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jan 26, 12 at 11:24am

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    • Jailbait

      Submitted by roughNready on Jan 26, 12 at 8:34pm

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      • old enough to pee is old enough for me!

        Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 26, 12 at 8:37pm

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  • BMW makes motorcycles too.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 26, 12 at 11:27pm

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    • Ahh, now it makes sense.

      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Jan 28, 12 at 7:23am

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• I'm the dad who's taking this text to the cops and then paying some aryan boys to make your ass a drive through sperm bank

  Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 5:28pm

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• 12 gauge shotgun wasn't the only thing that was pumped... Read the post again.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 26, 12 at 10:38am

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• Somewhere a 12-gauge shotgun was just pumped.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 26, 12 at 10:13am

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• "Don't worry son, we will work something out"

  Submitted by comrade_sir on Jan 26, 12 at 10:09am

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• just take the hull with you can they can't trace a 12 ga.

  Submitted by reeln on Jan 26, 12 at 1:18pm

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  • he speaks true and if you shoot him point blank with a blanket wrapped around the barrel it makes alot less noise

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 5:25pm

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• after this text the police were called to investigate a murder.

  Submitted by ejy1989 on Jan 26, 12 at 3:05pm

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• He won't mind, go ahead and tell him.

  Submitted by porksword on Jan 26, 12 at 11:06am

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• This is probably to a friend and saying there's no dad in the world that would be ok with that. \nEx: friend-"dude Jane's dad is chill"\nOp-"insert op txt"

  Submitted by akabutl3r on Jan 27, 12 at 2:51am

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• How do you "run over" a BMW?

  Submitted by DILLIGAFp2 on Jan 26, 12 at 9:08pm

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• What's 'mods'

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 12 at 10:30am

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  • Moderator, but anyone can vote on submitted text. I never understood people complaining about the "mods" when anyone can be a moderator.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 26, 12 at 6:25pm

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• My interpretation: Kid texting some girl's dad, saying that the dad should be pissed at someone else because they're the one who ran over his car and is nailing his daughter.

  Submitted by redsox985 on Jan 26, 12 at 4:29pm

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