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  • 80 53
    Submitted by hwrecker on Jan 26, 12 at 9:24am

    How the fuck did this make it past the mods???

  • 73 42
    Submitted by Ritard on Jan 26, 12 at 10:24am

    Ran over a BMW? Does this guy drive a monster truck? And banging a 15 year old is never cool.

    • 38 61
      Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 26, 12 at 11:19am

      banging 15 year olds is always cool. so innocent.....

    • 40 46
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jan 26, 12 at 11:24am

      If you're sixteen I think it's ok.

      • 31 52
        Submitted by roughNready on Jan 26, 12 at 8:34pm

        Jailbait

        • 41 52
          Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 26, 12 at 8:37pm

          old enough to pee is old enough for me!

    • 38 56
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 26, 12 at 11:27pm

      BMW makes motorcycles too.

  • 73 48
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 5:28pm

    I'm the dad who's taking this text to the cops and then paying some aryan boys to make your ass a drive through sperm bank

  • 64 45
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 26, 12 at 10:38am

    12 gauge shotgun wasn't the only thing that was pumped... Read the post again.

  • 61 45
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 26, 12 at 10:13am

    Somewhere a 12-gauge shotgun was just pumped.

  • 48 41
    Submitted by comrade_sir on Jan 26, 12 at 10:09am

    "Don't worry son, we will work something out"

  • 50 50
    Submitted by ejy1989 on Jan 26, 12 at 3:05pm

    after this text the police were called to investigate a murder.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 26, 12 at 11:06am

    He won't mind, go ahead and tell him.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by DILLIGAFp2 on Jan 26, 12 at 9:08pm

    How do you "run over" a BMW?

  • 37 41
    Submitted by akabutl3r on Jan 27, 12 at 2:51am

    This is probably to a friend and saying there's no dad in the world that would be ok with that. \nEx: friend-"dude Jane's dad is chill"\nOp-"insert op txt"

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 12 at 10:30am

    What's 'mods'

    • 38 45
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 26, 12 at 6:25pm

      Moderator, but anyone can vote on submitted text. I never understood people complaining about the "mods" when anyone can be a moderator.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by reeln on Jan 26, 12 at 1:18pm

    just take the hull with you can they can't trace a 12 ga.

    • 36 59
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 5:25pm

      he speaks true and if you shoot him point blank with a blanket wrapped around the barrel it makes alot less noise

  • 38 57
    Submitted by redsox985 on Jan 26, 12 at 4:29pm

    My interpretation: Kid texting some girl's dad, saying that the dad should be pissed at someone else because they're the one who ran over his car and is nailing his daughter.