Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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