you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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