to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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