I'm really into asian looking animals
My brain says no but my pants say off.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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