Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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