Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm sobbing to NWA
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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