put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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