And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I am mentally ready for anal.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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