It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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