it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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