How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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