Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Damn victory sex feels great
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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