so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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