Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So gin and wine won't be happening again
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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