Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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