Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize