i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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