you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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