she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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