thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
try to milk me bitch
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