this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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