You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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