kristin has been a bad kristin
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dignity is for republicans.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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