what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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