She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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