it hurts more in the daytime
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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