batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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