I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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