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office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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